cheryl cole + simon cowell = still a chav

simon cowell and vogue towers, i’m not convinced.
you are trying to tell us that cheryl cole is the fashion icon of 2009.

it should be simple arithmetic, but the numbers just don’t compute:
add some hair, a strict diet, loads of public sympathy channeled by money-bags cowell and shoe-horn the girl in to some pleasing party dresses and what do you get?

still a chav.

why?
here’s why….

via hi tattoo

via vogue


and not forgetting being charged for assault:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm

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posted: February 10th, 2009 | by: lady worthington | perma: link | tags: , , , , , , , , , , | 19 Comments »

19 Comments on “cheryl cole + simon cowell = still a chav”

  1. #1 lady worthington said at 8:24 pm on May 8th, 2010:

    thank you for the assumption, terri.

  2. #2 Terri said at 2:23 pm on May 2nd, 2010:

    What a bunch of snobs.

    She’s fit, you’re not. deal with it.

  3. #3 Chantelle said at 9:17 pm on April 26th, 2010:

    She is a true geordie lass man love geordie coz i am one haha

  4. #4 Chelsea said at 9:11 pm on April 26th, 2010:

    I realy do not think cheryl think is a chav at all. she may have been a bit of a chav back in the day well thats how all you southeners would see it. I just see it as a northan thing its just that we well most of us are loud brash and direct an spak the truth an i take my hat off to anyone like that it all you soft stuck up southners that think she is a chav an before you start going about the way she dressedall us northaners dressed like that back in the day well that that done all have got to say now she i a gawjess true geordie that stayed 110% to hear roots by the way this is scouser frm liverpool sayin this who had familey in newcastle in my eyes a scouser is a geordies best friend an vice versa where soooo a like. so therefore am biging uppp chezza i love ya you are the best true northaner an geordie keeeeppp it real an north hahaha :)

  5. #5 macy said at 6:05 pm on March 23rd, 2010:

    love tato my mam wonts one just like you my bro loves you

  6. #6 johnno said at 11:26 pm on December 11th, 2009:

    cheryl is pretty i give her that but has no class im my opinion. personally, give me a woman with depth over looks anyday

  7. #7 sue said at 3:39 am on December 6th, 2009:

    I think cheryl is very pretty , much like most people in her industry!!!!but I think she is the most over rated and jammiest celeb around !she is super lucky simon cowel took a liking to her as she would be no where without him, he has all the staff working on the xfactor under contract not to speak about her and the other carry ons on the show including her miming!!!!! I just dont get the facination with her ,I dont think shes anything special at all!!!!!

  8. #8 Jacob s said at 4:21 pm on December 3rd, 2009:

    Cheryl tweedy born a chav always a chav, true she is racist! Never forget that she brutally attacked a women, what a dog!

  9. #9 kayleigh coco said at 4:19 pm on December 3rd, 2009:

    I agree she is tasteless and no talent! She is a manufactured doll, Danni is amazing amd far more talented, when cheryl cole speaks its utter rubbish, she is no grounds and no woman in her, she is also racist thug! I hate her tatoo on her leg and she should eat, take her wig off and stop advising x factors stars cuz she is not one Danni is the star! LONG LIVE DANNI cherly go back to the dole line

  10. #10 Mary j said at 1:37 pm on December 3rd, 2009:

    I can’t stand her, everything about her is FAKE!!!!!!!!! There are more beautiful women than her, if she was not famous she would be in the dole line or knocked up! Cheryl Cole is a coal miner

  11. #11 Jay said at 1:36 pm on December 3rd, 2009:

    I have been watching CC and I think she is sooo fake! Everytime the camera is on her se smiles and the smile is not from her eyes! I think she is an uneducated chav! I prefer the class of Danni, sh is hot and Cheryl under all that cake is a dirty chav who has the money to transform. the transformation did nto come from inside it came from her manager…she can’t sing either

  12. #12 Gregggg said at 9:35 pm on October 28th, 2009:

    All the people sticking up for her are chavs themselves so….:L – she is a babe though…

  13. #13 Deverone said at 12:39 pm on October 23rd, 2009:

    cheryl is truly still a chav i totally agree she gat no brains not smart whatsover i mean i understand that the body is a state of art and all but to have all those nasty looking tats r just horrid i mean she myt have been yanked outta the gutter but it still is live and kicking in her

  14. #14 jodie said at 1:58 pm on October 3rd, 2009:

    cheryl is mint and im proud to say im from the same place!

  15. #15 Amy said at 6:17 pm on September 28th, 2009:

    Omg i love cheryl cole , your all just jealous because she’s pretty and your not and shes not a chav but so what if she is xx

  16. #16 Kooky said at 12:13 pm on July 20th, 2009:

    haha Cheryl is the biggest chav skank in pop. What a ming-errrr.

  17. #17 David Chutlashvili said at 11:26 am on July 3rd, 2009:

    Cheryl Cole zieht sich auch immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist, im wahrsten, sexuellen Sinne des Wortes. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Warum hat sie so wenige Geschlechtspartner? warum hat sie immer noch wenige maennl. Partner? Es ist doch auch so menschlich, sehr, sehr viele Partner zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B., für sie? Das alles weiss ich nicht. Tut eigentlich echt leid.

  18. #18 Tracey said at 3:50 pm on June 20th, 2009:

    Jealousy comes in SO many forms

  19. #19 Betty said at 8:21 am on May 2nd, 2009:

    Hahahaha…

    I really like the way you think…

    And I love your blog….

    Beautiful collection of works…

    Thank you..

    Much Love <3

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