how many times can you get FUG in to the title of a blog post?

pretty much EVERY time, if you’re one of the (teetering on the edge of) genius writers for one most AWESOME celebrity blogs this solar system has ever known. hey- i can’t speak for the whole milky way, but i suspect this one takes the biscuit for those of us orbiting around the sun. what am i babbling about today? well it’s not new but it is pretty amusing and you might not know about it, so here it is: gofugyourself.

yes, apparently fugly is the new pretty. especially if you chose to obey (in a slavish fashion) the dress-sense of the famous the writers have chosen prey on. yes, it’s slebs in pretty fricken interesting (or straight out horrific) fashion choices, with witty discourse to prove it. whether or not they deserve their comeuppnace is always open to debate in the comments, but i have to say, i am a little bit in awe of their writing style. someday i hope to be able to write in such a scathing, hands-down LOL funny tone and not feel bad about it. until then, go fug yourself.

“I love you, but we need to talk. Visible bra? Girlish pleated skirt? Puffy vest? Bare midriff? You’re reminding me of something….what is it? Beef dressed as veal — no, that’s not it. Pickles dressed as cucumbers — no, almost, but not quite. 35-day dry-aged rib eye dressed as 21-day dry-aged rib eye — nope. Shoot. Right on the tip of my tongue. Oh, right; MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB. Sweet honey child sister friend. You are allegedly 37. The days of schoolgirl skirts and bare midriffs are O.V.E.R. I hate to break it, but someone had to.”

“Fergie-Ferg was running so 2000-and-late to this party, she didn’t have time to change after the rousing game of “I Did Not Sleep With A Stripper And I Will Duct-Tape You To The Bed Until You Believe Me” with her husband. Whoops! Next time keep a pair of scissors and a mini-dress in the limo.”

ANYWAY. you need to go there, because i am only ripping off what is only one of the funniest blogs i have ever read and it makes me feel cheap.

lots of love,

lady worthington x

all images and quotes via gofugyourself